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1. Song über die EMO Schlampen » Die offizielle ANTI-EMO Partei | schwule EmO boys | sexy girls | fun clips - damnEMOs.com schreit:

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2. -O- schreit:

   Haha.
   
   Lied ist Müll, Text ist lustig/versaut.
   Der Typ ist im myspace und hat da auch die Lyrics veröffentlicht.

   K.

3. -O- schreit:

   “Emo Bitches” Lyrics

   I’d like to tell you all a story.
   About the nastiest hoes around.
   I think you know who I’m talking about.
   But just let me break it down.

   Emo Bitches are the biggest sluts.

   They got tattooed titties and dirty butts.
   Posting half-naked pictures up on Myspace.
   Letting any ole dude bust a nut in their face.

   If you wanna meet a girl
   Who likes it in the booty,
   Just go to a show
   With Death Cab For Cutie.

   Cause Emo girls are always ready
   To spread their thighs
   For a couple PBRs
   And a song by Bright Eyes.
   Look for the girls
   Who look like Badly Drawn Boys.
   Driving Volkswagen Jettas
   Full of Hello Kitty toys.
   A cock Bloc Party
   Raging on their iPod
   As they daydream about
   Receiving Connor’s wad.

   Emo Bitches are the biggest sluts.

   They got tattooed titties and dirty butts.
   Posting half-naked pictures up on Myspace.
   Letting any ole dude bust a nut in their face.

   Ok Computer,
   Myspace dot com.
   We’re browsing for the hoes
   Who likes to get it on.

   I see about a billion bitches
   In my list of friends
   Who go down and up so fast
   They nearly get The Bends.
   To send a package to the rear
   You don’t need to be nervous

   Just warm her up with some tracks
   From the Postal Service.

   That always gets them in the mood
   And right into bed
   And you can be damn sure
   They’ll give you Radio head.
   They like the Bravery
   But that don’t mean they’re courageous

   So double bag y’all shit
   They might be contageous.
   Cause Emo Bitches
   Straight got no class
   Thinking they’re still a virgin
   Though they take it in the ass.

   Emo Bitches are the biggest sluts.
   They got tattooed titties and dirty butts.
   Posting half-naked pictures up on Myspace.
   Letting any ole dude bust a nut in their face.

   All right stop.
   Yo, that shit is gay.

   Earring in her tongue
   And one in her nose.
   Bogging her panties
   At the sound of Sigur Ros.
   She’s not a Modest Mouse
   She’s a filthy freak.
   I heard she fucks
   At least three bands a week.

   A fire in the arcade
   And one in her jeans.
   She’s got a burning desire
   If you know what I mean.
   But let me clarify

   I’m talking bout STDs
   Cause Fall Out Boy
   Makes her fall to her knees.

   Emo Bitches are the biggest sluts.

   They got tattooed titties and dirty butts.
   Posting half-naked pictures up on Myspace.
   Letting any ole dude bust a nut in their face.

   Emo Bitches

   Never washing their hair.

   Emo Bitches

   Like to take it back there.

   Emo Bitches

   Contimplating suicide.

   Emo Bitches

   Always good for a ride.

   Emo Bitches

   They be up all night bloggin.

   Emo Bitches

   Always giving up the noggin.

   Emo Bitches

   Like to cry and fuck a lot.

   Emo Bitches

   The panties drop with one shot.

   Emo Bitches…

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